i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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