My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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