I cockslap morals
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
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She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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