You surviving the open bar?
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Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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