never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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