redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
It's just like the Real World with babies
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
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struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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