Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
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I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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