Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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