chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
this will be a night to untag.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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