oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
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I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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