One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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