Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
It was confusing and full of hummus
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
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rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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