I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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