my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Randomize