I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I want to be your penis for a week.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
