K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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