Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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