How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
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do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
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Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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