But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
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It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
We're too hungover to prance.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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