im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
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doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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