Three words: puerto rican gang bang
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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