I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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