Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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