What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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