So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
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And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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