But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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