i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
