do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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