I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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