Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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