Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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