love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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