are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
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I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
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Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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