Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
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I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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