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there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
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