just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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