That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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