You really coming over, don't trick.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
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Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
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She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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