I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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