Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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