if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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