i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
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also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
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I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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