After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
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My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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