This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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