it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
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