I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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