So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
His hands were made for my vagina.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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