It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
be right there i have to get my cape
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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