I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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