I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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