there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Randomize
