I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
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