She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I think people are normalizing furries
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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