four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
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Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
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Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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