can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
We're too hungover to prance.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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