Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
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Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
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I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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