i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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