Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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