Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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